we have pet lesbian snakes
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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