This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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