They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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