Fine. I'll sleep in my office
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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