You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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