$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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