she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
