i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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