It's Friday. Sex?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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