we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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