You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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