We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So vagazzling was a success
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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