on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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