You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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