Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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