is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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