I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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