hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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