lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
this is an emotional support booty call
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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