Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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