Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
