But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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