YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
