If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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