Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I need mimosas to revive my soul
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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