i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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