my mouth tastes like poor choices
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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