no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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