i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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