Fine. I'll sleep in my office
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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