we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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