I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
