To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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