Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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