doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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