he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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