I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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