Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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