i permit you to call me
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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