i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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