He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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