Will you blow on my dice?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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