lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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