If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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