don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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