The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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