i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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