she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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