I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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