For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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