ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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